My five year old keeps putting things in my slippers.

It might sound a bit cute, but I’m not going to lie, it’s kinda annoying. I’ve found cars parked in there. He had pushed them in as far as he could. So when I slid my foot in, I stubbed my toe. I didn’t like it. I’ve found a handball in there. I couldn’t get my foot in because of how perfectly wedged the handball was. I’ve found dirty socks in there, all balled up. Delightful. Thanks kid.